cowbellz's Diaryland
Diary
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while drunk off lone star tallboys at the roller derby last night, audrey and i came up with a list of my talents. - i'm something of a parallel parking genius. seriously. i'm a "get in a tight space on the first try" kind of girl.
- if i've heard a song more than once, i know all the words to it. and i remember them. even if i don't hear it for 10 years, BAM, it'll come back to me instantly. i don't find this weird but some people do.
- i'm a dart bitch.
- last night i was nicknamed hawkeye because of my ability to see signs and people that nobody else can apparently see but are looking for. (did that make sense? probably not.)
- i have a weird grasp on pop culture trivia information. play pop culture trivial pursuit with me, i dare you.
so what do i do with these talents? can somebody please find me a well paying job that will use these? also, why am i still single? i'm obviously a catch. i mean, parallel parking?? please.
2:35 pm - 23 august 2004
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